How real men shave

Not everyone has time the time, money, or inclination to go through a complex shaving routine. So what can you do to make your shave better without spending too much time/money/dignity?  

All in, this stuff will cost you less than S$50. And you can get most of it at one place (Little India). This is what you should get:

A shaving brush. Go to Mustafa’s and get the synthetic brush (S$10). They are not as nice as boar and badger hair brushes, but they are good enough for a beginner. Synthetics also don’t need to be broken in. If you figured out that you like it, later you should upgrade to a badger haired brush. 

A brush and razor stand.
Water is the enemy of your razor and brush. It promotes corrosion on your blades and nasty bacteria growth in your brush. This will quickly pay itself off in longer razor and brush life. You don’t need a fancy one.  I use the Kent chrome shave stand (S$16), which you can get from here:


Shaving scuttle
This is just a place to make foamy lather. I actually use a wooden bowl that previously came with shave soap in it that I got from Sydney.  But really, this can be any bowl. Think of something that you have to whisk your hand around in a circle in/above, so look for something with a wide mouth (not a coffee mug). You probably have something in your house now that can be used, whether it is an old mismatched bowl. Just remember that drop-proof materials are better than glass/ceramic.  Think something larger than a mug, but smaller than a soup bowl – smaller than two cupped hands. It just has to be big enough to whip a bit of lather up, which you don’t need much of.

Shaving cream
I am talking about the shaving cream that comes in a tube, not a can. At Mustafa’s there is a whole range of creams. There are those that smell nice and those that are more lightly scented. I use Super Max cream, which costs S$2.50 a tube and lasts a long time. Other creams costs more, but not much more (S$4-6). This will save money compared to that fluff that comes in a can.

A hand towel 
This is that medium sized towel that you got as a wedding setting. Now is the time for this baby to shine. You use this towel because shaving leaves a lot of tiny stubble shavings and foam behind, even after your rinse your face. You want that stubble going into this towel, not your shower towel and back all over your body.
  
Pre-shave conditioner (optional)
People with thick hair can soften up the hair. Some people shower before they shave, which softens up the hair. The downside to this is that you then get stubble debris left on your face. If you don’t want to shower before your shave, you can put on pre-shave preparation lotion to soften up the hair. A cheap way to do this is put on some hair conditioner or hand lotion, so long as it is not too full of perfumes. There are pre-shave oils too, but they tend to be a bit expensive and – at least for me – a bit too time consuming. So I usually skip this step.

Post shave toner
There are two ways to go on this. There are alcohol based toners that tighten up pores, but also dry out the skin. For oily skin, this is great for the first few hours in the morning, but the face makes up for it by pumping out even more oil.  A nice alternative is Garnier Cooling Toner, which comes with alcohol to tighten pores but also a castor oil and glycerin to recondition the skin. It is light enough so that you don’t even feel it.  

Cotton squares
You know those square cotton pads that your wife uses to remove make-up. Yeah. Steal a stack of those. If you don’t have any, a bajillion of them costs like S$2 at the grocery store. 

Now, this is what you should do when you shave:
  
1.     Shower (optional)
2.     Drape the hand towel over your shoulder.
3.     Fill up your bowl with hot water then put your brush into it.
4.     Wash your face. This cleans off the dirt and oil off your face. It also means that this crap isn’t getting onto your brush. 
5.     If you have thick facial hair, apply a pre-shave conditioner. Do something else while you wait for the conditioner to set into the hair (eg, brush your teeth, trim your nose hair, floss). A few minutes is fine.
6.     Dump the water out of your bowl, then put a tiny pea worth of shaving cream at the bottom of your scuttle.
7.     Shake out your brush 2-3 times to remove excess water, then lather up the shave cream.  It should get foamy.
8.     Gather half the foam and put it onto your face. Now brush your face in small circles. This exfoliates your skin, gets out the last of the dirt, and really gets the lather under the hair.
9.     Shave with a sharp, good razor. Pick a razor that gives you a good shave, but isn't so expensive that you'll save money at the expense of your face. Shave downward, with the grain of the hair. Unless it is a hot date, your everyday shave should focus on shaving the hair close to the face, not shaving it shorter than the height of the pore and exposing you to blemishes and ingrown hairs. But you should know by now what your face will take in terms of shaving. If your razor is sharp, you won't need to press hard. Just pull downward. You should not feel any tugging and the sound of the hair cutting will no longer be a scraping/scratching sound that you are used to, but closer to a higher pitched whisking/zipping sound as the sharp razor passes through softened hair. 
10. Rinse your face several times with warm water
11. Rinse your brush and razor out too. Shake them both dry and put them back into their stands.
12. Shower (optional)
13. Grab a cotton square and apply the post-shave toner in a downward stroke (otherwise the cotton will stick to your stubble). 



All in, this routine is pretty fast – taking about 3 minutes more than the squirt-foam-from-a-can-then-shave routine. The key difference is the lather on the face. However, I have found that this is time well spent because my complexion got better, the foam is cheaper, and there is something oddly satisfying about putting hot lather on your face.  And you get a noticeably better shave. 

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